Wanna see how rough and tumble tough you really are? I mean, do you really want test your mettle?
Try this. Order the SEAL Meal at your local McDonald’s: 2 2 Filet-o-Fish sammiches (SEa), 2 McChicken sammiches (Air) and 2 McDoubles (Land). Sit in the restaurant and eat them all in one sitting. If you can do that and not die, you’re officially victorious against Mickie D’s feared SEAL Team 6.
You’ll prove your mettle in combat against the most vicious foes from the sea, the air and the land. You’ll power through unfathomable gastronomic toxicity whilst surrounded by human garbage locked in mortal combat with what some (uneducated) people call “food”as far as the eye can see. Even the great Genghis Khan would have had trouble stomaching this kind of unfettered brutality.
Do you have what it takes?
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